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Yes, many people have a soft spot for watching documentaries of emergency rescue teams struggling to carry morbidly obese people down flights of stairs on stretchers.
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Which town, out of curiosity?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post30 minutes later, I'm in a large quiet open plan office sponsored by the local council, key pass, free coffee machines, free stationary, free printers, two meetings rooms, large monitors & keyboards if required for just £10 per day. As I came down at lunchtime, they've only charged me £5!!!! for today.
I'm also the only person here! Is this normal, seems rather cheap to me.
I have a key to a council-owned reading room in Dulverton, should I ever need to hot desk.
(although technically that is in Somerset)
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You are probably still getting that discount for being on the Devon Vulnerable Adults Register. Best keep shtoom and only inform them you have "made progress" once you get north of Taunton again.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo headed down to Devon
I'm also the only person here! Is this normal, seems rather cheap to me.
HTH
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At least you won't go hungry now as he would have gobbled up your salad after making his deep fried pizza (with large chips) disappear in double quick timeOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostI was going to PM you to see if you fancied lunch tomorrow. I won't bother now - I doubt that even my scintillating company is worth a 400 mile round trip.
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I was going to PM you to see if you fancied lunch tomorrow. I won't bother now - I doubt that even my scintillating company is worth a 400 mile round trip.
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Shaunbhoy jokes?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
I look forward to your "amusing" anecdotes fat Devonians, etcetc.
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I hope you flew first class?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo headed down to Devon with kids, dog, wife in tow to visit my elderly mother for Xmas and her 80th Birthday in a couple of days.
I look forward to your "amusing" anecdotes about time difference, fat Devonians, etcetc.
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Here is the clue "I'm in a large quiet open plan office sponsored by the local council".Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThere is no way this place makes any money.
They don't have to.
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Does it mean you have already eaten 6 pies?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
How much is someone willing to bid on 12 monitors and 6 mince pies?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo headed down to Devon with kids, dog, wife in tow to visit my elderly mother for Xmas and her 80th Birthday in a couple of days.
Heading down that way on Wednesday. Dog + The Wife (tm) in tow. Going to visit mad mother in law.
Have told The Wife (tm) that I am off over Christmas.
Told ClientCo that I am available for work and they just need to call me.
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I've counted just 8 spaces in this rooms and 4 next door excluding the meeting rooms. That's 120 quid a day?!?! I've been told that normally there is a full-time receptionist here. There is no way this place makes any money.Originally posted by cojak View PostThe security guards/receptionist is probably grateful for the company.
(I was going to say janitor but realised that we weren't still in the 1970's...)
They've also said I can pay at the end of the week once I've finished. They haven't even taken my details beyond my mobile number.
How much is someone willing to bid on 12 monitors and 6 mince pies?
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Anyone and everyone who are humans has a soft spot for morbidly obese people
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