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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Oddly he use to lie about his knob size
    Oh yeah, feel the width....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Oddly he use to lie about his knob size and then hunted me out on LinkedIn years later....
    At least you knew him once. I believe that most of the confirmed females on CUK have an inbox full of salacious requests. Quite why men think this will attract women is beyond me. They would be better off boasting about their enormous bank balance...

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Oddly he use to lie about his knob size and then hunted me out on LinkedIn years later....
    Honey, this is offtopic dear, but it would be a great post in Dick Fraud thread which I am very tempted to create now but I have to avoid being banned to win that coveted Official Last Post of 2015 thread...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    FTFY
    Oddly he use to lie about his knob size and then hunted me out on LinkedIn years later....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    I did similar with a packet of biscuits - the guy laughed probably because he wanted to sleep with me.
    FTFY

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
    When I was living in student digs I once swiped all my mate's mince pies, replacing each with a 20p coin (their cost price) in the container in the box. He wasn't best pleased
    I did similar with a packet of biscuits - the guy laughed probably because the shops were still open when he found the money.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Someone has come over to my desk and taken all my mince pies.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Now I'm really pissed off.

    I think for you more appropriate is this one:






















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  • DimPrawn
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    Now I'm really pissed off.

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  • GJABS
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    When I was living in student digs I once swiped all my mate's mince pies, replacing each with a 20p coin (their cost price) in the container in the box. He wasn't best pleased

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  • NibblyPig
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    Mince pies are horrible anyway

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Someone has come over to my desk and taken all my mince pies. Shall I complain loudly on CUK?
    What do you expect, boomers have all the pies!

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  • AtW
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    It's not fraud, it's theft you idiot.

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Some poor saps are still at work!

    Just started my 2nd week with feet up and another one to look forward to.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Unheard of I'm afraid.
    Would any of the permies dare steal anything of yours? You are way too nice to them.

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