Reply to: There I was looking for a House Price Heatmap

[BrilloPad]

Put that in your spreadsheet

And this sums up CUK general in one quote. Everyone going on about money as if they can take it with them.

Thank God for Monday links. Since the demise of Friday stories its the ONLY column worth reading.

[SueEllen]

I remember when I was a kid in Liverpool in the late 1960s my mother pointed out a nice house in Childwall we were driving past that had been empty for three years because the previous occupant had topped themselves and nobody wanted to live there. (She was talking to her friend in the front passenger seat; I think it was one of those times when she forgot that I might be a child, but I understood a lot more of her conversations with friends than the average child.)

Children understand a lot especially when the conversation is not aimed at them.

I got my listening foreign language skills due to this, which has been useful to report a horrible permie to his manager.

[NickFitz]

…the chance of someone topping themselves and you not getting the rent needs to be calculated.

Classic n00b mistake

How's about the chance of somebody topping themselves and the property being unlettable for years because people are superstitious about living there? They're quite religious/superstitious in many areas outside the stockbroker belt

I remember when I was a kid in Liverpool in the late 1960s my mother pointed out a nice house in Childwall we were driving past that had been empty for three years because the previous occupant had topped themselves and nobody wanted to live there. (She was talking to her friend in the front passenger seat; I think it was one of those times when she forgot that I might be a child, but I understood a lot more of her conversations with friends than the average child.)

Put that in your spreadsheet

[NibblyPig]

Why do you have to count?

Do you really need to ask?

[MarillionFan]

Why do you have to count?

The butler is allergic to gold.

[AtW]

I'm back at my mansion counting my gold bars & swilling champagne.

Why do you have to count?

[MarillionFan]

Are you not at 30000 feet banging a bevvy of air hostesses using champagne as lubricant?

No???

I'm back at my mansion counting my gold bars & swilling champagne.

[shaunbhoy]

If you then added in the Estate agency, you'd then be able to work out which one was a good 'un and which was a dodgy agent.

That's easy. They are all twunts, every last stinking greedy one of them.

Apparently they have started using estate agents instead of rats for laboratory experimentation.
They are not generally as bright as the rats, but the scientists don't become so attached to them!!

[BrilloPad]

Are you not at 30000 feet banging a bevvy of air hostesses using champagne as lubricant?

[PurpleGorilla]

Overpriced!

[MarillionFan]

It appears on average Northerners are more likely to commit suicide than Southerners , especially in the North West.

Now obviously this needs to be bought into the prediction. Even though the property is cheaper, the chance of someone topping themselves and you not getting the rent needs to be calculated.

Now if I add in race & crime, I should be able to start to narrow it down to the best tenants & location.

Insightful stuff this data.

[MarillionFan]

Blaenau Gwent has the highest level of severe child poverty in Wales, as revealed by statistical data according to a report by Save the Children.

Hang on, I'm getting to that.

http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/browse-by-theme/index.html

Just seeing if Brillo is in here http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/taxonomy/i...ered+Offenders or Suity is in this one http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/taxonomy/i...ctims+of+Crime

[Troll]

£14,000 Guide Price*

1 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in 1A Roberts Terrace, Tredegar, NP22, NP22




Why can't they build big prisons there? Should be pretty cheap and any court would throw argument that the development would negatively affect the house prices.

Isn't all of Wales an open prison

[AtW]

£14,000 Guide Price*

1 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in 1A Roberts Terrace, Tredegar, NP22, NP22




Why can't they build big prisons there? Should be pretty cheap and any court would throw argument that the development would negatively affect the house prices.

[Troll]

Blaenau Gwent has the highest level of severe child poverty in Wales, as revealed by statistical data according to a report by Save the Children.