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Originally posted by vetran View Postnope they quite sensibly have used various tactics to prevent such things.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI loved Toad unfortunately we have an Architecture group and if its not on the Bricks then SMS rats on you.
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostOn behalf of Larry and I - can we just thank you for the valued contribution to our next super yacht
The Rudder would be an additional download.
You wouldn't realise you needed a Bilge bung until you were half way around Cape of Good hope.
Every time you wanted a new set of cutlery you & your bank would need to lube up. If you buy the wrong set then the yacht would sink.
Microsoft would make a speedboat the same size for a tenth of the cost with no requirement to do multiple courses to get the damn thing to start.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostThe rest is pretty accurate though.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostOrifice SQL Developer
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostJust like their JVM then and the inconsistency of those releases.
I'm patiently just waiting for the software vendor, I specialise in, to punt it out the door.
FTFY
The rest is pretty accurate though.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostWhat gets me is this is by one of the big boys, supports a DB worth millions and its still utter pants.
I'm patiently just waiting for the software vendor, I specialise in, to punt it out the door.
FTFY
Originally posted by vetran View PostIn the end, after the wife and kids have left me, alone, for the week, I shouted at everything else, kicked my lap top across the floor, made Baboon noises, then reinstalled with latest tool, rebooting multiple times was also required.Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 7 December 2015, 15:05.
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostThis sort of thing really pisses me off. Anything remotely open-saucy and you end up spending a week trying to track down and set up all the dependent projects it needs to run which usually involve several trips to github, figuring out how to compile a language you've never heard of, and translating someone's linux build instructions into something that'll work in the real world. No telling me the apt-get command line doesn't help me thank you very much.
What gets me is this is by one of the big boys, supports a DB worth millions and its still utter pants.
In the end I uninstalled everything, reinstalled with latest tool rebooting multiple times was also required.
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On behalf of Larry and I - can we just thank you for the valued contribution to our next super yacht
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This sort of thing really pisses me off. Anything remotely open-saucy and you end up spending a week trying to track down and set up all the dependent projects it needs to run which usually involve several trips to github, figuring out how to compile a language you've never heard of, and translating someone's linux build instructions into something that'll work in the real world. No telling me the apt-get command line doesn't help me thank you very much.
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Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View PostWhat's orifice developer?
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