Does Anyone Want to Buy a Family Size Box of Lube (AKA Boy Butter)

[WTFH]

Did you cancel your visit to NLYUK?

No, David is taking George out to meet a blind date. The only description he has given is that she's a bit of a porker, but that shouldn't be a problem for them.

[MrMarkyMark]

Did you cancel your visit to NLYUK?

Yes..........due to the uncertainty of the Autumn statement.

Bleedin' politicians

[BrilloPad]

Did you cancel your visit to NLYUK?

[CloudWalker]

[WTFH]

The chairman of the company used to have a researcher who sat on his right hand at all the meetings, she had to leave early one evening as she was off to the country residence of her new gentleman friend, who had some interesting birds in the thicket. He kept a young chicken, but Samantha says there are also wild breeds there, and she couldn't wait to see his Woodcock, Pullet and Swallow.

[MrMarkyMark]

whose eye was destroyed after he grabbed a male chicken from behind.

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me

[WTFH]

How are the scars from the claws?
Is the surgery tax deductible?

The claws aren't the problem, it's the wings for me.


There was a story going round the set about a man from Tokyo (or maybe it was just that country) whose eye was destroyed after he grabbed a male chicken from behind.

[MicrosoftBob]

Nope, no need for it now that I've quit helping out at Monsoon Poultry Hospital.

Do you get bored working with the same cocks each day ?

[MrMarkyMark]

The tax breaks were excellent.


And they had that great motto "keep your pecker up"

How are the scars from the claws?
Is the surgery tax deductible?

[WTFH]

Rewarding work though, yeh?

The tax breaks were excellent.


And they had that great motto "keep your pecker up"

[MrMarkyMark]

Nope, no need for it now that I've quit helping out at Monsoon Poultry Hospital.

Rewarding work though, yeh?

[WTFH]

Nope, no need for it now that I've quit helping out at Monsoon Poultry Hospital.

[MrMarkyMark]

As per title.

Due to less than dramatic (at this stage) Autumn Statement.