Yow, that's itchy

[EternalOptimist]

Is that what they call Izal medicated these days?

thought I'd caught an airbourne infection, turns out it's an Osbourne one. Got right up my nose it did

[MrMarkyMark]

just rubbed me bum with some sand paper. roll on 12:30, when I can stop and watch some telly

Hope you rubbed some vinegar and salt into that.

At least you can have some, undisturbed, relax time, in front of the telly

[vetran]

You trying to remember what you will feel like after a night alone with NLYUK?

Remember its 3 months of antibiotics before you can pee straight

[EternalOptimist]

just rubbed me bum with some sand paper. roll on 12:30, when I can stop and watch some telly

[MrMarkyMark]

You need to find some lice & fleas for the full effect.

I think you also need to add some ticks to the mix, for the "full effect"

[OwlHoot]

I shaved me 'ead with me clippers, rubbed the hairs onto the missus cardie and now im wearing it inside out. It's the closest I can get to a hair shirt. Turned the heating down low and rubbed some deep heat onto me ball bag.

No matter what happens now, the day can only get better

Didn't Thomas a Becket wear a hair shirt?

Your day won't get better if a bunch of guys with large swords burst through the front door!

[original PM]

what next some self flagellation?

goddam heathens

[EternalOptimist]

I shaved me 'ead with me clippers, rubbed the hairs onto the missus cardie and now im wearing it inside out. It's the closest I can get to a hair shirt. Turned the heating down low and rubbed some deep heat onto me ball bag.

No matter what happens now, the day can only get better