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vetran replied

29 February 2016, 21:24
They then proceeded to drink four bottles of wine and a large quantity of Schnapps before heading to the bedroom, jurors were told.

No wonder they were using a cucumber, after that lot I couldn't even raise a smile.
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mudskipper replied

29 February 2016, 21:10
Those cats are right to be scared of cucumbers

Man faces prison sentence after 'accidentally killing partner with cucumber used as sex toy' | Europe | News | The Independent
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EternalOptimist replied

19 November 2015, 09:35
Cant remember where I saw it, but it made I laugh...

there was a veggie holding a lettuce leaf 'mm its always better the next day'
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MicrosoftBob replied

19 November 2015, 09:21
I wish it were true, I tried it out last night and none of my five cats reacted the same way

Mild curiosity then boredom as they realised it wasn't proper food or something to play with
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zeitghost started a topic Cats and cucumbers.

19 November 2015, 09:02
Cats and cucumbers.

Yet another cat meme.

Here is the actual scientific reason cats are afraid of cucumbers | Metro News

For dear old Freako, much like it says really.
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