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Previously on "Animal speed awareness course"

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's always important, for safety reasons to know how fast a cheetah can run.
    just in case you find yourself in a cheetah-situation

    it's a fact that a(fully fit) human has the fastest acceleration over 10m than all other(similar sized) animals.
    So stay close to the SUV or the cave, and you are ok

    It is fairly irrelevant how fast the cheetah can run, the most important thing is how fast others in your group can run.


    To survive an attack you do not need to be the fastest runner. All you need to be is the second slowest.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Haha, I've been drinking
    not as fast as me though

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    it's half eleven

    are you stoopid
    Haha, I've been drinking

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Eh Have you been drinking?
    it's half eleven

    are you stoopid

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's always important, for safety reasons to know how fast a cheetah can run.
    just in case you find yourself in a cheetah-situation

    it's a fact that a(fully fit) human has the fastest acceleration over 10m than all other(similar sized) animals.
    So stay close to the SUV or the cave, and you are ok



    obviously this study does not apply to fat scousers at last orders. At which time all speed records are broken and Cheetahs would be well advised to get out of the fckng way
    Eh Have you been drinking?

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Animal speed awareness course

    Animal speed awareness course

    It's always important, for safety reasons to know how fast a cheetah can run.
    just in case you find yourself in a cheetah-situation

    it's a fact that a(fully fit) human has the fastest acceleration over 10m than all other(similar sized) animals.
    So stay close to the SUV or the cave, and you are ok



    obviously this study does not apply to fat scousers at last orders. At which time all speed records are broken and Cheetahs would be well advised to get out of the fckng way

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