How many can you eat?

[EternalOptimist]

I was in Oz a few years ago and the missus got bit on the bum in an outback dunny.

I told her there was a little red spot and she begged me to suck the poison out. So I did, it may not have been poisonous, but we didn't know, so I sucked her bum anyway.

That afternoon I bought a red marker and when she was asleep I put a few dabs on her boobies and me saus.


best holiday I ever had

[Dallas]

I have the false black widows, the cleaner said all her clients houses have them now.

Bitten twice last year, nasty, now I am on top of them and nuke the b'stds

[FatLazyContractor]

I thought from the title, you were on about burgers

He wont ask such a silly question. He knows that he will win arse down!

[d000hg]

a friend who woke up “with a thousand pin sized bites all over her face as a result of an egg sac opening up at night above her bed”

[Chuck]

I can eat 50 eggs.

[MrMarkyMark]

I thought from the title, you were on about burgers

[BrilloPad]

Spider swallowing only happens stateside. So how would you know?

[VectraMan]

I knew this old lady who swallowed a spider. She said she swallowed the spider to catch a fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

True story.

[FatLazyContractor]

BBC - Earth - Is it true that we swallow spiders when we sleep?

Tasty. Not sure about eating any, but I've been bitten a couple of times when I was a kid as there was a tree that used to be outside my window. Nothing wakes you up like a big house spider running across your face or biting you when you close your arm on it.

I'm sorry you've never been bitten by a Funnel-web spider

[MarillionFan]

BBC - Earth - Is it true that we swallow spiders when we sleep?

Tasty. Not sure about eating any, but I've been bitten a couple of times when I was a kid as there was a tree that used to be outside my window. Nothing wakes you up like a big house spider running across your face or biting you when you close your arm on it.