I was in Oz a few years ago and the missus got bit on the bum in an outback dunny.
I told her there was a little red spot and she begged me to suck the poison out. So I did, it may not have been poisonous, but we didn't know, so I sucked her bum anyway.
That afternoon I bought a red marker and when she was asleep I put a few dabs on her boobies and me saus.
best holiday I ever had
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I have the false black widows, the cleaner said all her clients houses have them now.
Bitten twice last year, nasty, now I am on top of them and nuke the b'stds
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI thought from the title, you were on about burgers
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a friend who woke up “with a thousand pin sized bites all over her face as a result of an egg sac opening up at night above her bed”
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I knew this old lady who swallowed a spider. She said she swallowed the spider to catch a fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.
True story.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBBC - Earth - Is it true that we swallow spiders when we sleep?
Tasty. Not sure about eating any, but I've been bitten a couple of times when I was a kid as there was a tree that used to be outside my window. Nothing wakes you up like a big house spider running across your face or biting you when you close your arm on it.
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How many can you eat?
BBC - Earth - Is it true that we swallow spiders when we sleep?
Tasty. Not sure about eating any, but I've been bitten a couple of times when I was a kid as there was a tree that used to be outside my window. Nothing wakes you up like a big house spider running across your face or biting you when you close your arm on it.Tags: None
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