Landlord trying it on for house repairs.

[Troll]

I thought you needed all your money to bribe planning officials?

I have a cunning plan to deal with bumptious planning officials - t'is called the waiting game , with the amount of new arrivals streaming into the country the planning laws will have to be relaxed to provide enough accommodation, then owners of properties with sufficient grounds to build uber structures (think 1960's style concrete flats & cheap as chips to build ) will have councils falling over themselves to grant permission to build & I'll be quids in ... this time next year Rodders

Plan B is to rent out said mansion to warring factions - Kurds in one wing, Turks in the other and let them demolish the place for me

[BrilloPad]

Try sleeping on a park bench and then complain

Us landlords have expenses and a lifestyle to maintain - tired of tenants with a sense of entitlement to live a Country Life existence in my property while paying peanuts

I thought you needed all your money to bribe planning officials?

[vetran]

Try sleeping on a park bench and then complain

Us landlords have expenses and a lifestyle to maintain - tired of tenants with a sense of entitlement to live a Country Life existence in my property while paying peanuts

try renting to the semi sentient simian!

[Troll]

Try sleeping on a park bench and then complain

Us landlords have expenses and a lifestyle to maintain - tired of tenants with a sense of entitlement to live a Country Life existence in my property while paying peanuts

[FatLazyContractor]

Do you rent from MF's wife?

[MrMarkyMark]

How's the bath ceiling, leak repaired yet, or are they holding out?

Deck him, you'll feel a lot better

[BrilloPad]

Been living in this hell hole for a while. Doing our best to keep everything clean. But all the interior is cheap, old and tatty. Like the landlord really.

Not surprisingly things are starting to fall apart. Landlord only cares about the money.

Should I go and whine on an internet forum or just go round and punch him?