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You must be exhausted, make sure you have an easier weekend, then back unto the breach, come MondayOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThat too to be honest. The hotel I stayed in provided 3 free 24 hour Porn channels.
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That too to be honest. The hotel I stayed in provided 3 free 24 hour Porn channels.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOn a more serious note, these Italian porn films, in the hotel, are smoking hot
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FTFY
On a more serious note, these Italian porn films, in the hotel, are smoking hot
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Cojak is quite active todayOriginally posted by Andy2 View Postpics or it never happened
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She puts them on me cuffs every morningOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostLocated those cufflinks yet

On a more serious note, these Italian lasses are smoking hot
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Don't be so silly.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostMy apologies to all those who missed me.
Been quite deep inside for over a week and couldn't be arsed to find time to login here. I won't tell what happened with that Italian lass on Tuesday night



In other news:
MF - Added any more weight?
AtW - Same old moaning?
Suity - Found a job yet?
NLUK - How's the newbie bareback coming along?
Mary Poppins - ey yup lass

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Located those cufflinks yetOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSorry, this lass is a permie at the client's place. She cannot afford to pay me double my rate. I however know a way in which she can pay me
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Sorry, this lass is a permie at the client's place. She cannot afford to pay me double my rate. I however know a way in which she can pay meOriginally posted by barrydidit View Postcontractors charge their mum for a visit, friends should be billed double.
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contractors charge their mum for a visit, friends should be billed double.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostColleagues at work are like friends with benefits.
Do you charge your friends?
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Colleagues at work are like friends with benefits.Originally posted by TheLordDave View PostDeep inside for over a week? That must have cost a bit, they usually charge by the hour.
Do you charge your friends?
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Deep inside for over a week? That must have cost a bit, they usually charge by the hour.
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