Women are either bisexual or gay but 'never straight'

[EternalOptimist]

I told my missus I wanted it doggy style.

She agreed, but I had to take her to a street where we are not well known

[SpontaneousOrder]

I once came home and found MrsBP having sex with my best friend.

I said "bad dog".

And prompt\y reported your best friend to the RSPCA?

[BrilloPad]

I'm sure most women would turn their nose up at the chance of a threesome with you and Fido.

I once came home and found MrsBP having sex with my best friend.

I said "bad dog".

[barrydidit]

Bisexual? All the ones I talk to say they're gay.

[MarillionFan]

Women are either bisexual or gay but 'never straight' - Telegraph

So why do all the MrsBPs divorce me for suggesting a threesome with their best mate?

I'm sure most women would turn their nose up at the chance of a threesome with you and Fido.

[MrMarkyMark]

OMG She is such a liar!! Bet she says she's never had a threesome either!!

Ooops...

[northernladuk]

I think women's fantasies are more likely to broader, like my missus loves lesbian porn claims to have never slept with a woman

OMG She is such a liar!! Bet she says she's never had a threesome either!!

Ooops...

[TestMangler]

She should have gone to a girls boarding school! My wife tells me a was rife.

The bad news is she gave it up when she found boys. The good news is she re-discovered her taste for it after she married me.

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

I think women's fantasies are more likely to broader, like my missus loves lesbian porn claims to have never slept with a woman

She should have gone to a girls boarding school! My wife tells me a was rife.

The bad news is she gave it up when she found boys. The good news is she re-discovered her taste for it a few years ago.

[MicrosoftBob]

I think women's fantasies are more likely to broader, like my missus loves lesbian porn claims to have never slept with a woman

[BrilloPad]

Women are either bisexual or gay but 'never straight' - Telegraph

So why do all the MrsBPs divorce me for suggesting a threesome with their best mate?