Thought the Police weren't attending burglaries anymore? Oh yes its a Celeb

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vetran replied

15 October 2015, 15:13
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why did Ford have to name all his cars after jazz mags?

Never read "the Mondeo", I suppose being Essex man's car it will be full of white stilettos and miniskirts.
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BrilloPad replied

15 October 2015, 14:56
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

but Ford was named after a famous car while the chef is named after a faggoty tangy fruit

Why did Ford have to name all his cars after jazz mags?
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EternalOptimist replied

15 October 2015, 13:49
Originally posted by vetran View Post

because he is an above average entertainer who is good at business.

Henry Ford was reportedly not as well educated as many others but he managed to do quite well.

but Ford was named after a famous car while the chef is named after a faggoty tangy fruit
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MrMarkyMark replied

15 October 2015, 13:17
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

How does a fecking averge chef earn such money ?!

'Cos he's pukka geeza
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vetran replied

15 October 2015, 13:15
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

How does a fecking averge chef earn such money ?!

because he is an above average entertainer who is good at business.

Henry Ford was reportedly not as well educated as many others but he managed to do quite well.
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AtW replied

15 October 2015, 13:15
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

How does a fecking averge chef earn such money ?!

Marketing...
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FatLazyContractor replied

15 October 2015, 13:07
How does a fecking averge chef earn such money ?!
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vetran started a topic Thought the Police weren't attending burglaries anymore? Oh yes its a Celeb

15 October 2015, 13:05
Thought the Police weren't attending burglaries anymore? Oh yes its a Celeb

Jamie Oliver's £7 million North London home ransacked by burglars | Daily Mail Online

Burglars ransack celebrity chef Jamie Oliver's £7m five-bedroom London home and steal thousands of pounds' worth of property
Thieves entered TV chef's home in North London by breaking in to garage
Oliver, 40, and his family were away from the property at the time of theft
They are soon moving in to a new £10million listed house in Hampstead

admittedly I feel sorry for the Olivers but the Police don't do burglaries.
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