Reply to: AtW's Sofa finally arrives.

[MrMarkyMark]

At least 8 hours in the pub drinking a mixture of beer, cocktails and shots followed up by a kebab

A quick turnaround, then.
You, Sir, are a credit to the upholstering industry.

[mudskipper]

Or the Birmingham Special:

Sadly, my sofa is not far off that state. I need to prise Mr ms off it for long enough to go buy a new one.

[DaveB]

At least 8 hours in the pub drinking a mixture of beer, cocktails and shots followed up by a kebab

Or...

[darmstadt]

Top drawer, whats the lead time on a Technicolour customisation?

At least 8 hours in the pub drinking a mixture of beer, cocktails and shots followed up by a kebab

[MrMarkyMark]

Top drawer, whats the lead time on a Technicolour customisation?

[darmstadt]

Do you have any other colours available?

Foam Blue:



Blue Foam:



Technicolour, currently undergoing customisation:

[MrMarkyMark]

Nah, a bit of Russian Imperialism...

Or the Birmingham Special:

Do you have any other colours available?

[AtW]

No, Big Ron and Dave the Hatchet will be round later to collect your "loan" payment.

[DaveB]

Is there interest free credit with nothing to pay until 2020???

No, Big Ron and Dave the Hatchet will be round later to collect your "loan" payment.

[AtW]

Or the Birmingham Special:

Is there interest free credit with nothing to pay until 2020???

[darmstadt]

Nah, a bit of Russian Imperialism...





Or the Birmingham Special:

[DaveB]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1981696

[mudskipper]

Definitely a KUATB. Will seek out link in due course...

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1981696

[AtW]

[FatLazyContractor]

Here's MFs sofa. Hope he gets relieved of blood pressure soon :