Office theivery....

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stek replied

16 September 2015, 14:09
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

FTFY

I'm going home......
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DaveB replied

16 September 2015, 13:54
Originally posted by stek View Post

Oddly enough spell checker changed it to that! Honest Guv...

'I before E except after C' was how I remember it......

FTFY
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MarillionFan replied

16 September 2015, 13:52
Originally posted by stek View Post

Someone's stolen the (Emergency) M&S three-pack of Walnut Whip's off my desk as a joke and hidden them.

I'm not letting on I've missed them. Any suggestions for how to find them without looking like the div kid at school?

Yep. Report it to Facilities saying there is a thief and wait for them to send out an email & that the police have been called.
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stek replied

16 September 2015, 13:51
Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post

I before E except in receive!

Oddly enough spell checker changed it to that! Honest Guv...

'I before E except before C' was how I remember it......
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Martin Scroatman replied

16 September 2015, 13:33
Originally posted by stek View Post

Someone's stolen the (Emergency) M&S three-pack of Walnut Whip's off my desk as a joke and hidden them.

I'm not letting on I've missed them. Any suggestions for how to find them without looking like the div kid at school?

I before E except in receive!
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BrilloPad replied

16 September 2015, 13:07
Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

Buy another lot, but inject Anthrax into this one

Then watch who dies looking like the div at school

FTFY
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DimPrawn replied

16 September 2015, 12:02
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Sounds like a hilarious place to work.

lol.

Colin Hunts the lot of them.
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stek replied

16 September 2015, 11:41
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Sounds like a hilarious place to work.

lol.

It is!!

I literally laughed till I stopped....
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MaryPoppins replied

16 September 2015, 11:16
Sounds like a hilarious place to work.

lol.
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stek replied

16 September 2015, 10:35
Culprit found.

He kept asking me if I'd found my Walnut Whips yet, I carried on like not bothered and he tipped them up, joke gone flat mode.

I'm gonna drop some nugging porn on his lappy for a laugh lol!
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MicrosoftBob replied

16 September 2015, 09:56
Buy another lot, but inject laxatives into this one

Then watch who runs to the loo looking like the div at school
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stek started a topic Office theivery....

16 September 2015, 09:45
Office theivery....

Someone's stolen the (Emergency) M&S three-pack of Walnut Whip's off my desk as a joke and hidden them.

I'm not letting on I've missed them. Any suggestions for how to find them without looking like the div kid at school?
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