I guess all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Hmmm, look at the time? Time to clock off.
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As long as it's not one of the coffee ones. Yuck.Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockRevel in your time.
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Revel in your time.Originally posted by JobberwackyThe light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Jobberwacky.
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Phantoms or floaters?Originally posted by xoggothUsually a problem one gets after eating nuts.
Phantoms are usually aquadynamic.
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Usually a problem one gets after eating nuts. Nuts should always be consumed half and half with lead shot.
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The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Jobberwacky.
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It was nice knowing you, eh!Originally posted by JobberwackyThey might be eggs - have you checked your genitals recently ?
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According to my son, a phantom is a big turd that disappears round the bend after launch, making you wonder whether you imagined doing it.
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And here was me thinking that you were talking about some naff film with Billy Zane in it!Originally posted by zeitghostDriller has arrived...
Oh joy.
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