I'm from CUK, there's something wrong with your computer

[FatLazyContractor]

Yes, something is definitely wrong with my computer. Otherwise Cojak wouldn't send me so many infractions

[EternalOptimist]

I get paid by the joke.
that 33p came in really handy last year

[BrilloPad]

I often got these "banned messages" on CUK. I am told by NAT that my computer is stuffed unless I pay him a lady(I think he means Godiva - fiver but not sure). Cojak charges a Pavoroti(I assume is a tena).

Can we get a mod who thinks we should pay a sensibly large amount befitting our contract status?

[motoukenin]

Pay for this , I was expecting considerable remuneration for having to read through these posts

[suityou01]

A while back I took the CUK victim package. I'd have to say it's been ever so good value.

[vetran]

I on "Pay And Post"...

[SimonMac]

I've always had to pay a subscription

[mudskipper]

I have experience with such things. Give me your password, and I'll sort it out.

[DimPrawn]

Can't believe it.

Just had a call from the admin of CUK.

They've introduced a monthly fee and they just need my credit card details, otherwise all my sockies will be deleted.

PS. I never knew Admin was a Bob either