******* Arnhem Crossing!

[mudskipper]

That implies at least a minority of the "parody" threads have at least a shred of quality, wit or humour, they don't.

Oh, some do.

[AtW]

Nope, I still despise the lying scumbags.

Do you despite Benny Hill for being a liar?

On that general subject you managed to locate a personality donor yet or will you carry on with the boring fake Russian act forever?

Good things never change matey, if it's good enough for Guiness it's good enough for old boring me, komrade.

[TykeMerc]

Did you get some psychiatric help with your sockie hatred?

Nope, I still despise the lying scumbags.

On that general subject you managed to locate a personality donor yet or will you carry on with the boring fake Russian act forever?

[AtW]

That implies at least a minority of the "parody" threads have at least a shred of quality, wit or humour, they don't.

Did you get some psychiatric help with your sockie hatred?

[TykeMerc]

That implies at least a minority of the "parody" threads have at least a shred of quality, wit or humour, they don't.

[DaveB]

The best part of four hours since you commented on the original and thats the best parody you can come up with?

I believe this is yours....

[AtW]

Managed to get through very bad traffic but they sent me toll payment fines, have not seen any signs around there!!!