Reply to: Button & wife robbed - possibly gassed!

[AtW]

Amateurs.

Should have used a canary with a dead-canary's switch.

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

After I've had ten pints, me missus goes to bed in a respirator. If I have a curry, she wears the full noddy suit.
So we are safe from the gas-burglars

[PurpleGorilla]

And the gassing about how much more casa de plutocrat has increased in 'value'

will the little prawns get a taste of your scent, or will they swim off with no BOMAD?

[DimPrawn]

And the gassing about how much more casa de plutocrat has increased in 'value'

It's like the national debt clock in reverse.

[PurpleGorilla]

My farts put the other to sleep in a leaky bedroom.

And the gassing about how much more casa de plutocrat has increased in 'value'

[DimPrawn]

You sure it isn't your personality?

[VectraMan]

My farts put the other to sleep in a leaky bedroom.

You sure it isn't your personality?

[DimPrawn]

Indeed. If you have anaesthetic gas they put a mask over your face. It's hard to believe pumping it into a leaky room or building could ever work reliably if at all.

My farts put the other to sleep in a leaky bedroom.

[VectraMan]

One motorhome/caravan organisation asked the Royal College of Anesthetists about this and they said they didn't believe it was possible: the variables were so great that it would be impossible to do it regularly without a high risk of causing fatalities from time to time, and none of those have been reported.

Indeed. If you have anaesthetic gas they put a mask over your face. It's hard to believe pumping it into a leaky room or building could ever work reliably if at all.

[expat]

Stories go around for ages about people being robbed in overnight trains this way. Always took it with a pinch of salt.

Never heard of a provable case. There are lots of things that can make people sleep more deeply than they think they normally do.

One motorhome/caravan organisation asked the Royal College of Anesthetists about this and they said they didn't believe it was possible: the variables were so great that it would be impossible to do it regularly without a high risk of causing fatalities from time to time, and none of those have been reported. Also the only remotely suitable gas normally available would be ether (quick-start spray for car engines) and that is so inflammable that mystery fires and explosions would be happening.

[PurpleGorilla]

And the constant laughing at young people paying £700k for a flat above a kebab shop, when they paid £30K for a 6 bed detached house in 5 acres.

I thought they were renting the flat for £2000 a month?

[DimPrawn]

The champagne is enough to make them light headed.

And the constant laughing at young people paying £700k for a flat above a kebab shop, when they paid £30K for a 6 bed detached house in 5 acres.

[PurpleGorilla]

Maybe you could gas boomers and steal their houses?

The champagne is enough to make them light headed.

[DimPrawn]

Maybe you could gas boomers and steal their houses?

[Eirikur]

Stories go around for ages about people being robbed in overnight trains this way. Always took it with a pinch of salt.