Button & wife robbed - possibly gassed!

[DimPrawn]

You sure it isn't your personality?

[PurpleGorilla]

My farts put the other to sleep in a leaky bedroom.

And the gassing about how much more casa de plutocrat has increased in 'value'

[DimPrawn]

And the gassing about how much more casa de plutocrat has increased in 'value'

It's like the national debt clock in reverse.

[PurpleGorilla]

And the gassing about how much more casa de plutocrat has increased in 'value'

will the little prawns get a taste of your scent, or will they swim off with no BOMAD?

[EternalOptimist]

After I've had ten pints, me missus goes to bed in a respirator. If I have a curry, she wears the full noddy suit.
So we are safe from the gas-burglars

[AtW]

Amateurs.

Should have used a canary with a dead-canary's switch.

HTH