Doomed :-(

[Scruff]

If it's for the same company, you might find that you land up sitting next to Ms Rometty in her portacabin which has been wallpapered with the redeemed shares she has garnered to prop up the Earnings per Share.

[greenlake]

I think I'm going to apply for a Permie job

[LondonManc]

[NickFitz]

[Platypus]

FFS.

I'm not feeling the warmth

[mudskipper]

FFS.

[jamesbrown]

I assume you agreed to marry her again and this is another clever ruse to avoid it.

You should probably just marry her. The alternative is that you won't be a contractor, and that would be stupid.

[barrydidit]

Don't panic, you'll be sober in the morning.

Amerca - only George W pronounces it like that

[Platypus]

I think I'm going to apply for a Permie job

EDIT: In Amerca