Reply to: £5 to invest

[greenlake]

I have £5 to invest.

Aim is to turn it into £1000 as quickly as possible.

Think bigger. For just £3.95, you can become a millionaire....



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[Danglekt]

buy failing company with 7 sqillion of debts through you ltd company giving assurances that you want to save people's jobs and support the local economy.

Sell all remaining assets, property, equipment, stock and raid staff pension pot

Fold your ltd company

Delight in the misery caused to others vs. your overflowing bank account from the distance of a country without an extradition treaty.

[AtW]

Team up with somebody else with another fiver and buy Rover from BMW, then pay yourself millions...

[DimPrawn]

[PurpleGorilla]

What a load of BS.




You can't possibly buy a cake and a fancy coffee for £5 in the south

You can with a senior citizens discount.

[d000hg]

I spent the £5 on a fancy coffee and a cake, when upon realisation, my house had gone up £1000 since posting this thread.

Which was nice.

What a load of BS.




You can't possibly buy a cake and a fancy coffee for £5 in the south

[MarillionFan]

I have £5 to invest.

Aim is to turn it into £1000 as quickly as possible.

You need a decent dead cert 200-1 shot to come in.

We can offer

Suity to be the biological father of at least one child 200-1
AtW to win Birmingham entrepreneur of the year 200-1
Admin to fix Jobstats.co.uk 200-1
Would Mich 'Mary Poppins' 200-1
Brillopad to jointly win Father Of the Year and Husband of the Year 2015 - 2000000-1

What's do you fancy?

[DimPrawn]

I spent the £5 on a fancy coffee and a cake, when upon realisation, my house had gone up £1000 since posting this thread.

Which was nice.

[PurpleGorilla]

Stick it on 'baby boomer' running at 14:10 at Ascot.

[OwlHoot]

I have a lucrative Plan B investing in the pasta mines of outer Kamchatka. I'll cut you in, minimum investment £5, only one per household.

Or you could mine pasta from inside a neutron star

Snag is the nearest ones are some way further than even Kamchatka, and the gravity and heat and magnetic fields might be a problem

[Bacchus]

Come on where's your creativity!

How can I turn £5 into £1000, low risk, and quickly.

spend it on a travel card and go and do a day's contracting in London

Simple.

[alphadog]

How about buying a financial services company by forcing it to take out a loan to pay for you to purchase them. Right out of the Richard Branson playbook. Boom.

[DimPrawn]

Come on where's your creativity!

How can I turn £5 into £1000, low risk, and quickly.

[alphadog]

Should be enough for a deposit on a BTL in Plauen (Germany)...

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[unixman]

I have a lucrative Plan B investing in the pasta mines of outer Kamchatka. I'll cut you in, minimum investment £5, only one per household.