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Previously on "Which banknote do you use when snorting powder from a woman's breasts?"

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by Goatfell View Post
    Good grief, who does that these days?

    Nobody carries cash anymore...
    Lords do...

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Goatfell View Post
    Good grief, who does that these days?

    Nobody carries cash anymore...
    Why would one pay a hooker on card ?!

    Swipe it between her butt cheeks and then use it to crack the goods.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    What ?!!

    I let the woman snort from my balls with the stash of £50 pound notes I pay her

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  • GreyWolf
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    1000 CHF note, obviously.

    I don't see what the fuss is about, everything he did would be legal here. Well, the coke would be a bit iffy but the hookers would be okay.

    It's all consenting adults so that makes him better than a lot of his colleagues.

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  • Goatfell
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    Good grief, who does that these days?

    Nobody carries cash anymore...

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  • BrilloPad
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    I get my butler to do that for me - I would have to ask him.

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  • stek
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    Pitsat rublyey....

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    AtW why do you have a picture of a Penis as your Avatar?
    You confused me with stek and his avatar -



    Or Paddy's with his -



    If you don't get the joke, read this up - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putin_khuilo!

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  • vetran
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    AtW why do you have a picture of a Penis as your Avatar?

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  • AtW
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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Pauper

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  • greenlake
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    Buy a vuvuzela for £5.....

    Last edited by greenlake; 26 July 2015, 21:33.

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  • SimonMac
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    I use an IOU from MarillionFan's wife

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  • Which banknote do you use when snorting powder from a woman's breasts?

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    Whatever is in AndyW's mum's wallet
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