Would Mich?

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greenlake replied

21 July 2015, 23:32
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

I read somewhere if 5 guys say they are going to the pub (normal Joe average guys) tell their wife's they will be back at about midnight 2 out of 5 wives will have there lovers round to do them that evening !!! And husbands none the wiser !!!

Just going down t' pub, luv....
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tarbera replied

21 July 2015, 22:53
Originally posted by AtW View Post

If that's true, then probability of NEITHER having an affair is 0.2*0.2=0.04 (4%)

And remember she is also reading your text messages

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ly-common.html

I read somewhere if 5 guys say they are going to the pub (normal Joe average guys) tell their wife's they will be back at about midnight

2 out of 5 wives will have there lovers round to do them that evening !!! And husbands none the wiser !!!
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AtW replied

21 July 2015, 22:43
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

Since 80% Of married people have an affair at some point, if you have not your wife has (yes we all know it's not you, it's the other guy, but it really is you or your wife) is it really an issue ??

If that's true, then probability of NEITHER having an affair is 0.2*0.2=0.04 (4%)
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tarbera replied

21 July 2015, 22:40
Since 80% Of married people have an affair at some point, if you have not your wife has (yes we all know it's not you, it's the other guy, but it really is you or your wife) is it really an issue ??
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vetran replied

21 July 2015, 15:03
Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post

'cyber-terrorism' ?!

some MP's use the service, how do you think they get laid?
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SpontaneousOrder replied

21 July 2015, 14:04
'cyber-terrorism' ?!
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vetran replied

21 July 2015, 10:12
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

And the sixth one is?

we have to explain? He thinks you are from Norfolk.
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NibblyPig replied

21 July 2015, 10:07
thumb in his bum
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FatLazyContractor replied

21 July 2015, 09:51
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

The only carnal knowledge you have ever had in your part of the world is Mrs Palmer and her six lovely daughters

And the sixth one is?
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tractor replied

21 July 2015, 09:50
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Ashley Madison infidelity site's customer data stolen - BBC News

Be tulipting himself about now? Come on, own up, it's a 60-1 shot that someone in the UK is on it, and we have 18500+ members and their sockies! Who's been done?

FTFY
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MarillionFan replied

21 July 2015, 09:45
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Your wife?

The only carnal knowledge you have ever had in your part of the world is Mrs Palmer and her six lovely daughters
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FatLazyContractor replied

21 July 2015, 09:38
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Who's been done?

Your wife?
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AtW replied

20 July 2015, 23:20
Where is Mich???
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MarillionFan started a topic Would Mich?

20 July 2015, 21:31
Would Mich?

Ashley Madison infidelity site's customer data stolen - BBC News

Be tulipting himself about now? Come on, own up, it's a 60-1 shot that someone in the UK is on it, and we have 18500+ members! Who's been done?
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