New career for NF?

[BrilloPad]

I must be lucky, my missus responds best to lesbian porn

You tried chimp porn then?

[MicrosoftBob]

I must be lucky, my missus responds best to lesbian porn

[BrilloPad]

experiment tonight for Mr MS? get him to dress up and go - oooh oooh oook

Maybe feeding him on bananas will do the trick?

[vetran]

Well, it would beat the flatulent walrus impression he does most nights.

you are married to Zeity??

[mudskipper]

experiment tonight for Mr MS? get him to dress up and go - oooh oooh oook

Well, it would beat the flatulent walrus impression he does most nights.

[vetran]

"Chivers wanted to find out if there was a difference to what physically turned women on, rather than what they think turns them on (and is socially acceptable).
She asked a group of women, straight and lesbian, to watch the porn armed with a keypad (to record what said they found arousing) and hooked up to a machine called a plethysmograph (which measured the physical signs of arousal like vaginal lubrication, expansion and increase in blood flow)

The self-rated results were as she had expected: most of the women said they were turned on mainly by the straight sex scenarios.
But their genitals told a different story: the women responded to all of the sex scenarios - including the chimp porn!"

Maybe it was being hooked up to a plethysmograph that was the turn on, not the chimp porn.

experiment tonight for Mr MS? get him to dress up and go - oooh oooh oook

[mudskipper]

"Chivers wanted to find out if there was a difference to what physically turned women on, rather than what they think turns them on (and is socially acceptable).
She asked a group of women, straight and lesbian, to watch the porn armed with a keypad (to record what said they found arousing) and hooked up to a machine called a plethysmograph (which measured the physical signs of arousal like vaginal lubrication, expansion and increase in blood flow)

The self-rated results were as she had expected: most of the women said they were turned on mainly by the straight sex scenarios.
But their genitals told a different story: the women responded to all of the sex scenarios - including the chimp porn!"

Maybe it was being hooked up to a plethysmograph that was the turn on, not the chimp porn.

[BrilloPad]

Why porn and sex with strangers REALLY turn women on | Daily Mail Online

The self-rated results were as she had expected: most of the women said they were turned on mainly by the straight sex scenarios.
But their genitals told a different story: the women responded to all of the sex scenarios - including the chimp porn!
For all men, watching the bonobo (chimp) sex encounters got the same response as when they looked at a picture of a landscape: zero.

Now I know I keep getting divorced. I need a gorilla outfit....