Get your priorities right....

[shaunbhoy]

an effete, toothless husk of his former brilliance.

What "former brilliance"???

[eek]

Oh dear, he's back & thinks he's on the up.

Your tenure on CUK reminds me of this.

ftfy

[MarillionFan]

It's a strange blend of pity and incredulity I feel for my former foe, who now stands before me an effete, toothless husk of his former brilliance.

But hey, that's what permie work does to you.

Oh dear, he's back & thinks he's on the up.

Your tenure on CUK reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcOYin-mu0k

[suityou01]

I was talking about straplines, not straps-ons, of which we all know you're an expert on receiving.

Now back in your box suity.

It's a strange blend of pity and incredulity I feel for my former foe, who now stands before me an effete, toothless husk of his former brilliance.

But hey, that's what permie work does to you.

[suityou01]

Popularity is view based. Be more specific.

or is this how you read/understand specs?

Quite right. I should have catered for the lowest common denominator. Apologies.

I MEANT BRAS DEAR.

HTH

[FatLazyContractor]

[MarillionFan]

How much yank pole do you have to choke to prostitue your standards sufficiently to use made up words like "strapline".

It makes you sound like even more of a cock than usual.

Strap lines are areas of untanned skin, found under straps such as that of a ladies popular undergarment.

I was talking about straplines, not straps-ons, of which we all know you're an expert on receiving.

Now back in your box suity.

[FatLazyContractor]

Strap lines are areas of untanned skin, found under straps such as that of a ladies popular undergarment.

Popularity is view based. Be more specific.

or is this how you read/understand specs?

[suityou01]

How much yank pole do you have to choke to prostitue your standards sufficiently to use made up words like "strapline".

It makes you sound like even more of a cock than usual.

Strap lines are areas of untanned skin, found under straps such as that of a ladies popular undergarment.

[tractor]

....

See this is the problem with techies. 'Click the link for more information'. In the business the strapline should convey the majority of the meaning.

In this case your strapline is misleading & therefore incorrect. It leads me to ponder the logic you've used and based on that poor logic I decided to skim not to waste my time reading the story.

A dolphin slaps, in case you were wondering.

The trouble with you non techies is that you don't read what is in front of you and have to be spoon fed (I wonder who that reminds you of).

The strapline was 'priorities', in this case the guys priority seemed to be keeping the dolphin alive rather than tending to his wife who had two broken ankles.

No wonder you had to go permie.

[BrilloPad]

It is not difficult to click the generously provided link where you can read it for yourself.

Or are you waiting for a suitably dressed maid to come round and read it for you while you sit in the traps squeezing your head?

MF felt sorry for you. Boring post. He decided, out of the goodness of his heart, to send a response. And what thanks does he get?

[MarillionFan]

It is not difficult to click the generously provided link where you can read it for yourself.

Or are you waiting for a suitably dressed maid to come round and read it for you while you sit in the traps squeezing your head?

See this is the problem with techies. 'Click the link for more information'. In the business the strapline should convey the majority of the meaning.

In this case your strapline is misleading & therefore incorrect. It leads me to ponder the logic you've used and based on that poor logic I decided to skim not to waste my time reading the story.

A dolphin slaps, in case you were wondering.

[tractor]

...

Did the dolphin punch his daughter in the face, or the wife's daughter, or did the husband punch the daughter in the face. Bearing in mind, dolphins don't have fists, this doesn't make sense.

It is not difficult to click the generously provided link where you can read it for yourself.

Or are you waiting for a suitably dressed maid to come round and read it for you while you sit in the traps squeezing your head?

[MarillionFan]

Dolphin breaks wife's ankles and punches daughter in the face...

Did the dolphin punch his daughter in the face, or the wife's daughter, or did the husband punch the daughter in the face. Bearing in mind, dolphins don't have fists, this doesn't make sense.

[tractor]

Dolphin breaks wife's ankles and punches daughter in the face...

A Californian man has described the extraordinary moment when a dolphin jumped into his boat, crashed into his wife and broke both of her ankles.

He and his family were watching a pod of dolphins when one of them suddenly leapt aboard, says the OC Register.

Dirk Frickman described scenes of chaos when the dolphin knocked him over and landed on his wife's legs.

He said he managed to keep the animal alive by splashing it with water until he steered the vessel back to shore.