Telepathy - want to know what people are thinking?

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MarillionFan replied

1 July 2015, 20:49
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

~~Your weight in kg~~ 147

Close. I was thinking of the number 387064 for you, but in Base 31.

HTH

MF
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FatLazyContractor replied

1 July 2015, 20:46
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1 million. What is it?

~~Your weight in kg~~ 147
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MarillionFan replied

1 July 2015, 20:43
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1 million. What is it?
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EternalOptimist replied

1 July 2015, 14:02
He may be Australian, in which case when he says thongs , he means flip flops
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pjclarke replied

1 July 2015, 12:55
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

You mean a uni-thong ?

I was referencing the use of the plural. Or is a lonesome thong always plural - like knickers, trousers and spectacles? And does the thong remain the thame?
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CloudWalker replied

1 July 2015, 12:41
If facebook buys linkedin they'd have more intelligence than GCHQ !
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FatLazyContractor replied

1 July 2015, 12:18
Originally posted by pjclarke View Post

Black. And there is only one.

You mean a uni-thong ?
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pjclarke replied

1 July 2015, 12:15
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I was not expecting that. A pjclarke post not involving AGW. Telepathy broken....

No need, the weather is on my side today. Did you know that 'belief' in AGW trends higher during a heat wave? Let's hope this one is not as deadly as Europe 2003, or UK 2006, or Russia 2010 and 2012. Or the SW US 2013. Or Australia's 'angry summer'. Or the ongoing drought in California. Or ....
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pjclarke replied

1 July 2015, 12:15
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

The color of the thongs this client lady is wearing. I suspect Red.

Black. And there is only one.
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shaunbhoy replied

1 July 2015, 12:10
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

The color of the thongs this client lady is wearing. I suspect Red.

Alas, you will NEVER know.
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FatLazyContractor replied

1 July 2015, 12:07
The color of the thongs this client lady is wearing. I suspect Red.
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BrilloPad replied

1 July 2015, 11:49
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Boobs

As they are your own you should be thinking moobs - and how to cut down....
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BrilloPad replied

1 July 2015, 11:49
Originally posted by pjclarke View Post

I knew you were going to say that ...

I was not expecting that. A pjclarke post not involving AGW. Telepathy broken....
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vetran replied

1 July 2015, 11:37
Originally posted by MyUserName View Post

If this happens I can imagine divorce rates rocketing.

I'm going to get a lot of slaps from the Yummy mummies.
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FatLazyContractor replied

1 July 2015, 11:29
Boobs
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