In the opening line of the message, the man, who lives in the city of Roanoke, Virginia, outlines how his girlfriend does not like his pet dog Molly, before explaining a bit about her.
The advertisement which includes an adorable photo of Molly the beagle, goes through all her attributes in a frank manner.
'She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years,' it states. 'She likes to play games. Not totally trained.'
'Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.'
'stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work'.
'Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!'
He describes his woman as being 'selfish' and 'wicked' and a 'gold digger'.
He ends with: 'Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!'
The advertisement which includes an adorable photo of Molly the beagle, goes through all her attributes in a frank manner.
'She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years,' it states. 'She likes to play games. Not totally trained.'
'Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.'
'stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work'.
'Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!'
He describes his woman as being 'selfish' and 'wicked' and a 'gold digger'.
He ends with: 'Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!'
