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Previously on "Training a dog to tulip in the same place"
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No. I can tell the difference between dog tulip and fox tulip. Anyway, they've been huge and the last one was topped off with a piece of toilet tissue, so I reckon I'm looking at an out of work, old Labrador Retriever.
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Are you sure it wasn't/isn't a fox? Given your experience in things tulipty, I'd reckon it's just a sniff away....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDay 1 - No stool news yet
HTH
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostFirst the was Springwatch, and I didn’t watch it.
Then there was Autumnwatch, and I didn’t watch it.
Now there is Sh1twatch, and I am watching.

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First the was Springwatch, and I didn’t watch it.
Then there was Autumnwatch, and I didn’t watch it.
Now there is Sh1twatch, and I am watching.
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Day 1 - No stool news yetOriginally posted by tractor View PostGood luck with catching the mutt and getting that up it's backside the right way round!! Oh and you'd best get a wi fi cam or you'll run out of cable when it runs off.
Ewww!
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Good luck with catching the mutt and getting that up it's backside the right way round!! Oh and you'd best get a wi fi cam or you'll run out of cable when it runs off.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostiPad set up in window with a new Motion Detector Camera app & email alert back to my iPhone.
I'm going to make whoever is doing it, eat their own dogs tulip next time.
Ewww!
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iPad set up in window with a new Motion Detector Camera app & email alert back to my iPhone.
I'm going to make whoever is doing it, eat their own dogs tulip next time.
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Mine manages to do it but can't work out how to get back out, luckily I have been kicking holes in the fence to let him out but it's only a matter of time till I get caught.
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Training a dog to tulip in the same place
I'm training my dog to tulip on the garden of a neighbour I utterly dislike.... The neighbour continually boosts
about being in the States but I'm sure I continually see him in the KFC window whenever he is claims to be abroad... I would call him out but I don't want to embarrass him.
The dog is starting to get the hang of it and manages to wait until we get to the correct garden roughly once a week at the moment, any ideas what I can do to train the mutt to be more consistent...Tags: None
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