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  • EternalOptimist
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    That's one thing that's always puzzled me about dwarfs, how do they get up the stairs ?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    "Officers Tasered 55-year-old after they 'feared for their welfare', court told"

    For pretending to be a Dalek? Presumably if he pretended to be Darth Vader he would have been shot.
    he was armed and dangerous - those butter knifes could give you a nasty bruise.

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  • BrilloPad
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    "Officers Tasered 55-year-old after they 'feared for their welfare', court told"

    For pretending to be a Dalek? Presumably if he pretended to be Darth Vader he would have been shot.

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  • vetran
    started a topic He's not happy

    He's not happy

    Angry dwarf Ian Salter-Bromley jailed after pretending to be a Dalek in row with police | Daily Mail Online

    Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police
    Ian Salter-Bromley filled mouth with dominoes and shouted 'Exterminate!'
    He chanted 'I'm a Dalek! I'm going to kill you!' in manner of Dr Who creature
    Officers Tasered 55-year-old after they 'feared for their welfare', court told
    Incident part of campaign of abuse in which he spread excrement in Hull council offices
    had to stifle a laugh.

    He should fit right in here.

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