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  • TheLordDave
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    My mum used to be a nurse in a&e had one chap insert 6 foot of electrical wire up his old boy. Caused massive amounts of damage. Cringe.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Pervert

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  • vetran
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    and

    (34-year-old female) PLAYING A GUITAR,STUMBLED,FELL BACKWARD ONTO UNCAPPED BEER BOTTLE ,WHCH CONTACTED PERINEAL AREA,BOTTLE INTACT DX: COMPLEX VAGINAL LAC

    (70-year-old who) PUT A DEODORANT BOTTLE INTO HER VAGINA AND THE CAP IS STILL STUCK INSIDE. DX FOREIGN BODY VAGINA / REMOVED

    (31-year-old female) BOYFRIEND INSERTED A BASEBALL IN HER VAGINA 4 HOURS AGO UNABLE TO REMOVAL BASEBALL FOREIGN BODY VAGINA REMOVAL
    ouch I suppose she was covering all bases?

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  • vetran
    started a topic great resource

    great resource

    Yanks floored by nail guns, computers and baseballs

    and of course you search for pubic region injuries in adults , hours of fun

    https://www.cpsc.gov/cgibin/NEISSQuery/home.aspx?

    https://www.cpsc.gov/cgibin/NEISSQue...px?TotalCt=668


    Stratum: L
    Age: 68 - 68 YEARS Sex: 2 - FEMALE Race: 3 - OTHER Race Other:
    Diagnosis: 56 - FOREIGN BODY Diag Other:
    Body Part: 38 - PUBIC REGION
    Disposition: 1 - TREATED & RELEASED, OR EXAMINED & RELEASED WITHOUT TRTMNT
    Location: 0 - UNKNOWN Fire Involvement: 0 - NO FIRE OR NO FLAME/SMOKE SPREAD
    Products: 1647 - CLOTHING ACCESSORIES
    Narrative: 68 YO F, C/O FB IN VAGINA,PT PUT MARIJUANA IN GLOVE IN HER VAGINA 2 WKS AGO SO SHE WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT BY POLICE, DX FB REMOVAL

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