'Hey daddy, when I grow up I want to be shot into space'
'If your mother had had her way son, you would have been'
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Previously on "Lust In Space"
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9 Reasons Why Having Sex In Space Would Be Gross
1. Getting a boner in microgravity is hard.
2. It won’t be easy to get a lady boner either.
3. Vaginal wetness could be an issue.
4. You’ll have a lower libido.
5. There’s no porno for American astronauts.
6. Sex will be tedious and tiring.
7. You might conceive a deformed alien baby.
8. Your sweat will be gross.
9. Sex will be soooo awkward.
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I'll continue: Urban Dictionary: Cum Breathing Space DragonOriginally posted by tractor View PostOK I'll start,
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BTW, why are you browsing pornhub at 7 PM on a Sunday?Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
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