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BTW, why are you browsing pornhub at 7 PM on a Sunday?Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
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in space no one can hear you screamComment
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I'll continue: Urban Dictionary: Cum Breathing Space DragonOriginally posted by tractor View Post“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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9 Reasons Why Having Sex In Space Would Be Gross
1. Getting a boner in microgravity is hard.
2. It won’t be easy to get a lady boner either.
3. Vaginal wetness could be an issue.
4. You’ll have a lower libido.
5. There’s no porno for American astronauts.
6. Sex will be tedious and tiring.
7. You might conceive a deformed alien baby.
8. Your sweat will be gross.
9. Sex will be soooo awkward.Comment
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They'll be wiping up that money shot for days afterwards.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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'Hey daddy, when I grow up I want to be shot into space'
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