I was born with the wrong Penis

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greenlake replied

13 June 2015, 20:46
Originally posted by Troll View Post

You mean everyone doesn't have a 10 incher ?

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

FAKE RULER +33%

So, with that ruler, a fake 10" is really a 7.5"? I'd still be happy with that.
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mudskipper replied

13 June 2015, 13:20
Originally posted by Troll View Post

You mean everyone doesn't have a 10 incher ?

FAKE RULER +33%
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Troll replied

13 June 2015, 09:19
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Instead, I have to make do with ten incher.

You mean everyone doesn't have a 10 incher ?
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OwlHoot replied

13 June 2015, 09:05
Originally posted by tractor View Post

Of course they weren't no one on this forum takes 12 paragraphs to say something so simple and still be misunderstood.

I do wish people wouldn't underline things - I keep clicking on the words, and nothing happens!
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EternalOptimist replied

12 June 2015, 17:35
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Are you black?

Only the end three inches
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MyUserName replied

12 June 2015, 16:44
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

My name is EO. I am WrongPenis. You may not have heard of that but it means I was born to normal parents who have a normal plonker and chuff but I identify as being 'differently endowed'. It's not a joke. It's not OK to mock us. It's not easy to live like this.

I always wanted and believed I had a right to an eight inch saus. Instead, I have to make do with ten incher.

Perhaps if you ask nicely they will use an eight inch one next time?
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FatLazyContractor replied

12 June 2015, 16:42
Are you black?
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TykeMerc replied

12 June 2015, 15:33
That's very unfortunate for you EO, maybe you can get re constructive surgery?
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BrilloPad replied

12 June 2015, 15:30
Be grateful you aren't Ginger. Or short. Or French.
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tractor replied

12 June 2015, 15:14
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Originally posted by vetran View Post

they were trying to tell you to 'jog on'?

Of course they weren't no one on this forum takes 12 paragraphs to say something so simple and still be misunderstood.
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vetran replied

12 June 2015, 15:04
Originally posted by tractor View Post

Someone asked me yesterday if I had two feet. And that was in a professional forum

they were trying to tell you to 'jog on'?
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tractor replied

12 June 2015, 15:02
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

My name is EO. I am WrongPenis. You may not have heard of that but it means I was born to normal parents who have a normal plonker and chuff but I identify as being 'differently endowed'. It's not a joke. It's not OK to mock us. It's not easy to live like this.

I always wanted and believed I had a right to an eight inch saus. Instead, I have to make do with ten incher.

Someone asked me yesterday if I had two feet. And that was in a professional forum
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EternalOptimist started a topic I was born with the wrong Penis

12 June 2015, 14:32
I was born with the wrong Penis

My name is EO. I am WrongPenis. You may not have heard of that but it means I was born to normal parents who have a normal plonker and chuff but I identify as being 'differently endowed'. It's not a joke. It's not OK to mock us. It's not easy to live like this.

I always wanted and believed I had a right to an eight inch saus. Instead, I have to make do with ten incher.
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