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Previously on "Getting your T*ts out not global warming causes Earthquakes"

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  • anonymouse
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    10 or 12 Buffalo fine?
    5,000 Ringgits

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    They should learn a thing or two from their Indonesian cousins and check her orifices out.

    Death by firing squad would have been more appropriate.

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  • TykeMerc
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    I guess it looks a bit silly to many round the world, but as they were warned by their guide they can't claim ignorance.

    I suppose some intensive testing in seismically active areas with a large team of nubile test subjects is called for, Hawaii seems like a fair start point

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by anonymouse View Post
    Pleaded guilty. Jailed for 3 days, plus a fine.
    10 or 12 Buffalo fine?

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  • anonymouse
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    Breaking news

    Pleaded guilty. Jailed for 3 days, plus a fine.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    https://uk.linkedin.com/pub/eleanor-hawkins/77/28/455

    Riding Instructor
    Pompositticut Farm Day Camp
    This involved coordinating fun and stimulating lessons throughout the day, both on and off the horse, ensuring high levels of safety, as well as being a responsible role model for all children and younger members of staff at all times.
    I know what those sessions are.

    Responsible role model

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  • DodgyAgent
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    http://www.newsweek.com/nepal-earthq...gs-326017.html

    Climate change may play a critical role in triggering certain faults in certain places where they could kill a hell of a lot of people,” says Professor McGuire. Some of his colleagues suspect the process may already have started.

    Sorry mate but we now know that earthquakes are caused by birds getting their t*ts out

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Brits on holiday. Pretty typical.

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  • SpontaneousOrder
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    ******* savages. I'll stick to the national geographic channel.

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  • BrilloPad
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    British expedition to scale Everest with their cocks out

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    So when we want beach weather, we need to encourage the babes to let the babs run free

    Sounds like a vote winner

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    It seems that the zealots of climate change that want to stop the world and return us to mud huts, spear chucking and totalitarian control have had their "thunder" stolen.
    it looks as if the act of getting one's "t*ts" out is the true cause of Earthquakes
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    Why? Does the fatfuk MF masturbate so vigorously seeing topless pics?

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  • tractor
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    ....

    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    It seems that the zealots of climate change that want to stop the world and return us to mud huts, spear chucking and totalitarian control have had their "thunder" stolen.
    it looks as if the act of getting one's "t*ts" out is the true cause of Earthquakes

    Arrested Mount Kinabalu 'nudist' admits 'stupidity' - BBC News
    KUATB

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  • Getting your T*ts out not global warming causes Earthquakes

    It seems that the zealots of climate change that want to stop the world and return us to mud huts, spear chucking and totalitarian control have had their "thunder" stolen.
    it looks as if the act of getting one's "t*ts" out is the true cause of Earthquakes

    Arrested Mount Kinabalu 'nudist' admits 'stupidity' - BBC News

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