Reply to: One day I will get to have a $hit in peace

[psychocandy]

You poo at home? I only ever poo at work. One has to have something to do to pass the day.

Earn a fortune in trap 1 I do.

[SueEllen]

A pub owner mate of mine always complains that the state of the ladies toilets are way worse than the men's. Even had one girl, block the pan, then wedge the filler float down, lock the door and climb out over the top of the trap. Resulting in much flooding.

I didn't believe him, I mean how could a woman know how to open the top of the cistern?

Most toilets can be open and closed from outside....

And yeah some ladies toilets are so disgusting it's better to go in the men's.

That's also why clubs have those toilet attendants as it stops them being trashed.

[MarillionFan]

A pub owner mate of mine always complains that the state of the ladies toilets are way worse than the men's. Even had one girl, block the pan, then wedge the filler float down, lock the door and climb out over the top of the trap. Resulting in much flooding.

I didn't believe him, I mean how could a woman know how to open the top of the cistern?

She thought there was chocolate in there.

[TheLordDave]

A pub owner mate of mine always complains that the state of the ladies toilets are way worse than the men's. Even had one girl, block the pan, then wedge the filler float down, lock the door and climb out over the top of the trap. Resulting in much flooding.

I didn't believe him, I mean how could a woman know how to open the top of the cistern?

[PurpleGorilla]

YANCOTBAC

As for me, one person in the villa with 4 toilets.

We've all got to start somewhere FLC.

[SueEllen]

As long as people adhere to the rules....

I didn't believe that was real until I worked at a client who for equality purposes also put a copy in the ladies.......

[greenlake]

A home for goldfish?

As long as people adhere to the rules....

[mudskipper]

Got 3 bogs at home. More than enough for 2 people, maybe I will rent one out as a bedsit.

A home for goldfish?

[FatLazyContractor]

YANCOTBAC

As for me, one person in the villa with 4 toilets.

[xoggoth]

Got 3 bogs at home. More than enough for 2 people, maybe I will rent one out as a bedsit.

[FatLazyContractor]

Last client only had two traps per floor, but that wasn't the worst bit.

The urinals' cleaning spray drenched anything within 2 feet of the bowl and kicked off at random times, anywhere between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, so once you heard the spray starting up if you weren't quick enough in holding it all in and stepping back with todger in hand while it finished then you ended up with a mixture of spray and piss all down the front of your trousers.

Are you sure you weren't pissing in the bidet?

[meridian]

Last client only had two traps per floor, but that wasn't the worst bit.

The urinals' cleaning spray drenched anything within 2 feet of the bowl and kicked off at random times, anywhere between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, so once you heard the spray starting up if you weren't quick enough in holding it all in and stepping back with todger in hand while it finished then you ended up with a mixture of spray and piss all down the front of your trousers.

[PurpleGorilla]

Go to the office for a dump and invoice at 1.5x

Lol

[Ticktock]

What do you do at the weekend?

Go to the office for a dump and invoice at 1.5x

[PurpleGorilla]

You poo at home? I only ever poo at work. One has to have something to do to pass the day.

What do you do at the weekend?