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Previously on "Makes you proud to be british"
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Same rules as with TV (Television, not cocks in frocks)Originally posted by original PM View PostSo in summary
Floppy cock = ok
Hard cock = not acceptable
did they go around checking the ladies nips were not erect or that maybe they were more 'moist' than usual.
this is so 'hardest' it's PC gone mad I tell you.

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So in summary
Floppy cock = ok
Hard cock = not acceptable
did they go around checking the ladies nips were not erect or that maybe they were more 'moist' than usual.
this is so 'hardest' it's PC gone mad I tell you.
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"He put his jeans back on and calmed down after being spoken to by officers"
Maybe that would have made him more excited?
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Makes you proud to be british
Nude cyclists set off on cheeky protest through busy shopping area in Canterbury
HTML Code:Police had to intervene when a cyclist became over excited as participants in a naked protest bike ride gathered for a cheeky demonstration around Canterbury on Saturday afternoon. He put his jeans back on and calmed down after being spoken to by officers - but the event is aimed at getting city officials hot under the collar about traffic pollution. In a response to complaints posted on Facebook, ride organiser Barry Freeman said: "We do not accept this behaviour and he was dealt with and removed before the ride started." Dozens of riders, mostly men, stripped off as part of the World Naked Bike Ride - a campaign which highlights the dangers to health from vehicle exhaust fumes and the physical risks to cyclists.
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