- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: This years first Darwin Award contender?
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "This years first Darwin Award contender?"
Collapse
-
Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostMoggies would kill you if they could, we're just higher up the food chain
Leave a comment:
-
-
Another contender
Rabbit hunter died in freak accident after getting his head stuck in a hole - Telegraph
Mind you, sweet FA else to do in Doncaster ...
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by DaveB View PostFTFY, it really is the only reason. Thats why you sometimes catch them just looking at you. They are sizing you up and wondering if they could manage it.
Apparently
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by DaveB View PostFTFY, it really is the only reason. Thats why you sometimes catch them just looking at you. They are sizing you up and wondering if they could manage it.
For the time being they're contenting themselves with low level acts of civil disobedience. Like tulipting in one's ski boot in the certain knowledge it won't be found for another 6 months, to pick an example entirely at random.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by Scruff View PostLions are terribly misunderstood as Big Tame Moggies. I tell everyone who goes to SA on holiday, that no matter how docile and lazy they seem to be, they are instinctive killers. They are the top of the food chain, not you. Darwin would have been truly pleased with this scenario.
Leave a comment:
-
One less muppet in this world. Look at the positives, she would have no doubt caused endless crashes on motorway driving like a lunatic. The world is better off without them. Darwin award rules!!
Leave a comment:
-
Lions are terribly misunderstood as Big Tame Moggies. I tell everyone who goes to SA on holiday, that no matter how docile and lazy they seem to be, they are instinctive killers. They are the top of the food chain, not you. Darwin would have been truly pleased with this scenario.
Leave a comment:
-
This years first Darwin Award contender?
Lion kills tourist who left car window open - BBC News
A female tourist has been killed in a lion attack at a game park in South Africa.
The lioness jumped through the open window of a car and mauled the woman thought to be from the US.
The park's rules forbid visitors from driving through the lion enclosure with their windows downTags: None
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Leave a comment: