This years first Darwin Award contender?

[GlenW]

This proves they don't always win.

[Doggy Styles]

Moggies would kill you if they could, we're just higher up the food chain

They're all at it. My kids' hamster used to attack me when it was young. Now it sits and watches and waits.

[Zero Liability]

FTFY, it really is the only reason. Thats why you sometimes catch them just looking at you. They are sizing you up and wondering if they could manage it.

Explains the 'accidental' attempts at tripping their pet human. Give it time...

[pjclarke]

Another contender

Rabbit hunter died in freak accident after getting his head stuck in a hole - Telegraph

Mind you, sweet FA else to do in Doncaster ...

[EternalOptimist]

never show a kitten your 'elephant trick'

[original PM]

FTFY, it really is the only reason. Thats why you sometimes catch them just looking at you. They are sizing you up and wondering if they could manage it.

Yup it is also why they 'sniff' you (or children) when they are asleep to see if they are dead - if so they will happily feast.

Apparently

[barrydidit]

FTFY, it really is the only reason. Thats why you sometimes catch them just looking at you. They are sizing you up and wondering if they could manage it.

I think that's right. I reckon they'll rise up once they work out how to get cat food out of a tin without a human being involved.

For the time being they're contenting themselves with low level acts of civil disobedience. Like tulipting in one's ski boot in the certain knowledge it won't be found for another 6 months, to pick an example entirely at random.

[DaveB]

Moggies would kill you if they could, we're just bigger than they are

FTFY, it really is the only reason. Thats why you sometimes catch them just looking at you. They are sizing you up and wondering if they could manage it.

[MicrosoftBob]

Lions are terribly misunderstood as Big Tame Moggies. I tell everyone who goes to SA on holiday, that no matter how docile and lazy they seem to be, they are instinctive killers. They are the top of the food chain, not you. Darwin would have been truly pleased with this scenario.

Moggies would kill you if they could, we're just higher up the food chain

[DimPrawn]

Americans make excellent Darwin Award candidates.

[fullyautomatix]

One less muppet in this world. Look at the positives, she would have no doubt caused endless crashes on motorway driving like a lunatic. The world is better off without them. Darwin award rules!!

[BrilloPad]

purrfect

[Scruff]

Lions are terribly misunderstood as Big Tame Moggies. I tell everyone who goes to SA on holiday, that no matter how docile and lazy they seem to be, they are instinctive killers. They are the top of the food chain, not you. Darwin would have been truly pleased with this scenario.

[DaveB]

Lion kills tourist who left car window open - BBC News

A female tourist has been killed in a lion attack at a game park in South Africa.


The lioness jumped through the open window of a car and mauled the woman thought to be from the US.

The park's rules forbid visitors from driving through the lion enclosure with their windows down