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Previously on "You could not make it up"

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  • oraclesmith
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    I hate cats too. One of the little sods bit me once and I was off work for two weeks.

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  • xoggoth
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    Humans could cease to be the "dominant species" on Earth because of the environmental damage.
    But he hasn't said what will be if we aren't. I know, SLUGS! Or wasps, wasps are nice too. Woodlice are ok, I just hope it isn't CATS , I hate F* cats.

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  • oraclesmith
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    I could have made it up if I had wanted to.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Are you suggesting I did infact make it up, even though I clearly said you could not make it up?

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  • oraclesmith
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    That's a link to a Green party news item. Que?

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic You could not make it up

    You could not make it up

    New legislation coming out in December means it will be illegal to sing Christmas Carols within 4 miles of any Muslim community.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5371088.stm

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