Please help my friend....

[suityou01]

No she hasn't, but she has a willingness to learn, good personal hygiene and isn't an obnoxious twunt.

To learn VB6? I'd also suggest she has low standards, low ambition and probably a low IQ. She'd fit right in.

[FatLazyContractor]

GlenW - Summat like this?

[GlenW]

I take it she still had more of both than the other candidate....

No she hasn't, but she has a willingness to learn, good personal hygiene and isn't an obnoxious twunt.

[eek]

Yes they have, got a very attractive young lady, just out of university, no real experience or ability, but she is likeable, self-effacing and gets on well with everyone. How you doing in the contract hunt?

I take it she still had more of both than the other candidate....

[suityou01]

Yes they have, got a very attractive young lady, just out of university, no real experience or ability, but she is likeable, self-effacing and gets on well with everyone. How you doing in the contract hunt?

So big tits then.

I can't shrug this one off. It's like a bad date.

[GlenW]

Are you referring to the interview for the tulipely paid position of .Net developer with VB6 skills, involving a test on the fundamentals of programming, which in reality turned out to be a plain VB6 role, with a poorly constructed VB6 test ported from a .Net test, which the interviewer failed to understand that the VB6 compiler works very differently from the .Net compiler, asked for feedback and an open discussion, then wet the bed when I pointed out the glaring errors in his ill thought through test?

Yes I was absolutely gutted not to get that one. Filled it yet?

Yes they have, got a very attractive young lady, just out of university, no real experience or ability, but she is likeable, self-effacing and gets on well with everyone. How you doing in the contract hunt?

[suityou01]

Way too slow!
Been there, done that, he fecked it up.

Are you referring to the interview for the tulipely paid position of .Net developer with VB6 skills, involving a test on the fundamentals of programming, which in reality turned out to be a plain VB6 role, with a poorly constructed VB6 test ported from a .Net test, which the interviewer failed to understand that the VB6 compiler works very differently from the .Net compiler, asked for feedback and an open discussion, then wet the bed when I pointed out the glaring errors in his ill thought through test?

Yes I was absolutely gutted not to get that one. Filled it yet?

[TestMangler]

One of my mates is a self-obsessed cretin who thinks he is funny. He is so full of tulip that one can fit his 6'3" frame in a suitcase if you give him an enema.

The problem is that he has blown his privacy years ago and everyone knows who he is, his name, his skills and everything possible to know.

He writes such utter crap on some contractor forums in the UK that people wonder if he is really for real. Almost everyone on those forums know that he is fit for absolutely nothing.

The problem is that he might soon run out of a contract. Does the panel think that the users of that said contractor forums will come forward to help him if he needs a contract? Would they take such a big risk knowing his mental history and his capacity to churn tulip at the speed of light?

Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your time than sit all day on a forum having a go at someone you don't even know ?

Maybe if you borrow some money to get a hooker in and get her to 'clear your custard' it may allow you to think more clearly about what to do with your time.

[TheFaQQer]

Does the panel think that the users of that said contractor forums will come forward to help him if he needs a contract?

If he's as bad as you say, I doubt he'd manage to turn up to the interview at the right time anyway.

Give up and move along. Stop giving him the oxygen of publicity.

[GlenW]

One of my mates is a self-obsessed cretin who thinks he is funny. He is so full of tulip that one can fit his 6'3" frame in a suitcase if you give him an enema.

The problem is that he has blown his privacy years ago and everyone knows who he is, his name, his skills and everything possible to know.

He writes such utter crap on some contractor forums in the UK that people wonder if he is really for real. Almost everyone on those forums know that he is fit for absolutely nothing.

The problem is that he might soon run out of a contract. Does the panel think that the users of that said contractor forums will come forward to help him if he needs a contract? Would they take such a big risk knowing his mental history and his capacity to churn tulip at the speed of light?

Way too slow!
Been there, done that, he fecked it up.

[stek]

I'm 6'4" actually......

[FatLazyContractor]

One of my mates is a self-obsessed cretin who thinks he is funny. He is so full of tulip that one can fit his 6'3" frame in a suitcase if you give him an enema.

The problem is that he has blown his privacy years ago and everyone knows who he is, his name, his skills and everything possible to know.

He writes such utter crap on some contractor forums in the UK that people wonder if he is really for real. Almost everyone on those forums know that he is fit for absolutely nothing.

The problem is that he might soon run out of a contract. Does the panel think that the users of that said contractor forums will come forward to help him if he needs a contract? Would they take such a big risk knowing his mental history and his capacity to churn tulip at the speed of light?