Landover Baptist Church

[GlenW]

I think you will find its a hoax

Really?
How disappointing.

[MicrosoftBob]

LOB, the home of the baby jesus butt plug

[vetran]

I think you will find its a hoax

CRAZY BIBLE VERSES! : The Official Landover Baptist Store

The WWJD Thong & More! : The Official Landover Baptist Store

but I know what my male ancestors were like

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage...zekiel+23%3A20

[meridian]

"Real Coloreds need to be watched carefully around anything of value, but do not need to be brought to the Lord, as they all unblinkingly accepted Jesus as their loving God during Biblically-sanctioned slavery."

Lol, it's a great spoof website but some of it is a little old and out of date now. G W Bush?

[minestrone]

if( "CATHOLIC".equals( user.getReligion() ) || "CAVE".equals( user.getHouse().getName ) ) {
System.out.println( "IGNORE" ) ;
}

[DimPrawn]

TL;DR;

[GlenW]

How To Report Atheists to the FBI

Amazing