Well done call me Dave

[TheFaQQer]

It's not really well done when you consider the quality of the opposition and their poor campaigns, if Kermit the Frog or Homer Simpson was the party leader they still would have won.

Maybe not

[tractor]

....

Compared to the horrific prospect of limp lettuce Red Ed, controlled by the rabid nationalistic Krankie woman, this is a great day for Britain.

It's not really well done when you consider the quality of the opposition and their poor campaigns, if Kermit the Frog or Homer Simpson was the party leader they still would have won.

[OwlHoot]

Now we've got an EU referendum to look forward to. ...

Chortle! - It's amazing how so many people can be so gullible.

When it comes to the EU, Cameron has been, is, and always will be, a liar and a bottler.

His standard phrase for promising an EU referendum is "While I am prime minister, I promise ... blah blah blah .. referendum".

So, given that he has actually announced he doesn't intend standing for a third term, it doesn't take a genius to figure out how he will evade his sworn referendum undertaking, yet again, next time.

All he has to do is resign, and millions of daft Euroskeptic Tory voters up and down the country who believed him will be seething with impotent rage and cursing themselves for not voting UKIP in 2015

[scooterscot]

Like almost every election this one was decided in England by English voters.

Now we've got an EU referendum to look forward to. Unless call me dave is one seat short and uses it as an excuse not to hold a referendum.

[tarbera]

Dim prawn is gone

Bye

[DimPrawn]

Compared to the horrific prospect of limp lettuce Red Ed, controlled by the rabid nationalistic Krankie woman, this is a great day for Britain.