Royal Spare Arrival

[FatLazyContractor]

She probably got told off during the jubilee when she looked uncomfortable while standing up for hours, so since then has learnt to hide pain better.

Right.

Or probably the conspiracy theories are right.

And BTW, how does makeup help hide pain better?

[SueEllen]

Princess Or Not, How The Hell Does She Look Like That?


"I mean, I get that she has a platoon of hairstylists, make up artists, and God only knows what else at her disposal to make herself look wonderful, but for cryin’ in the mud, the woman just pushed an eight pound, three ounce baby out of her vagina. And then a mere ten hours later, looks like she spent the day in a spa, and got a baby as a thank you gift. Good God."

"Ten hours after I gave birth, I was still trying to pee. Without crying."

True that.

She probably got told off during the jubilee when she looked uncomfortable while standing up for hours, so since then has learnt to hide pain better.

[FatLazyContractor]

Conspiracy theorists claim royal baby birth was fake and princess was born to surrogate | Metro News

I have to agree.

[FatLazyContractor]

All kids are spongers - it's part of being a kid in the developed world.

See any difference between the spongers below?

Chav example:




Both live on Taxpayers money

When in doubt, ask MF !

[mudskipper]

Princess Or Not, How The Hell Does She Look Like That?


"I mean, I get that she has a platoon of hairstylists, make up artists, and God only knows what else at her disposal to make herself look wonderful, but for cryin’ in the mud, the woman just pushed an eight pound, three ounce baby out of her vagina. And then a mere ten hours later, looks like she spent the day in a spa, and got a baby as a thank you gift. Good God."

"Ten hours after I gave birth, I was still trying to pee. Without crying."

True that.

[MarillionFan]

As MF said, WGAS.

Another sponger added to the list

HTH

Vote Labour. You'll pay for their kids.

[TykeMerc]

I'd far rather have the Royals (yes even the nauseating press coverage too) than President Blair or something equally appalling.

[SueEllen]

As MF said, WGAS.

Another sponger added to the list

HTH

All kids are spongers - it's part of being a kid in the developed world.

[FatLazyContractor]

As MF said, WGAS.

Another sponger added to the list

HTH

[mudskipper]

Charlotte Elizabeth Diana

I like the name Charlotte - ever since I read Charlotte's web

[fullyautomatix]

It's a girl!

How thrilling!

[SueEllen]

It's a girl!

[TestMangler]

"Yes Your Majesty, I am serious. I want to hold it up outside the hospital like Simba from the Lion King"

[NickFitz]

DC is now in labour with the spare.

That David Cameron will do anything to win a few votes

[SueEllen]

The DC is now in labour with the spare.