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  • darmstadt
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    I now get...

    ...are ******* brilliant
    ...right wing eu
    ...are a joke

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  • xoggoth
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    I get:

    Plane crash
    Twitter
    Wife

    Also yesterday I typed Green party and got loonies but can't get that again either. Maybe Google is checking the way we use our keyboards to see how ranty we are feeling today and adjusting accordingly.

    PS My PC would not boot this morning, sure it was due to looking at a ghastly video of Prince Charles yesterday.

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  • Flashman
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    For me...

    UKIP
    UKIP policies
    UKIP manifesto
    UKIP News

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    That's odd. I typed UKIP and racist is down at number 8. However, I did it again and it was 2. Then it was 8 again.
    It keeps changing for me as well so it probably means the original report is bollocks as well. A friend of mine just sent me a screenshot of auto-complete for Nigel Farage but I won't post it here

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  • xoggoth
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    the googled quantity does not normalise the searcher or the searched topic
    Indeed. If it proves anything it's that a certain proportion of searchers are idiots. Not in Bing by the way. Microsoft types have always been more logical.

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  • xoggoth
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    Just been watching "Two Mules for Sister Sarah" Not sure if I preferred the little mule or Shirley MacLaine.

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  • minestrone
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    I would think 'donkey porn' gets a significant number of searches each day, the googled quantity does not normalise the searcher or the searched topic.

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  • xoggoth
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    I believe that google has an auto complete function and this is what comes up, YMMV
    That's odd. I typed UKIP and racist is down at number 8. However, I did it again and it was 2. Then it was 8 again.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    heh heh.

    not bad for a sausage muncher

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    your piles will more than explode if I get my bargepole onto you , you squarehead
    Oi, less of that woolyback. This looks like good fun:

    http://youtu.be/cPaOBkawEaY

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    You think that's bad, I read the Greens manifesto yesterday and my piles exploded....**** knows what'll happen when I read the rest of them
    your piles will more than explode if I get my bargepole onto you , you squarehead

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    shut up. anyone who quotes the book of Mormon to back up their arguments needs to shut up.
    I read that chapter you linked to and now my eyes are bleeding
    You think that's bad, I read the Greens manifesto yesterday and my piles exploded....**** knows what'll happen when I read the rest of them

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    I believe that google has an auto complete function and this is what comes up, YMMV:



    I personally have never made that search so it can't be cookies on my machine...
    shut up. anyone who quotes the book of Mormon to back up their arguments needs to shut up.
    I read that chapter you linked to and now my eyes are bleeding

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Rather than look for any logical, fact-based arguments against UKIP policies. Couldn't have summed up the anti-UKIPers better myself. Well done!
    I believe that google has an auto complete function and this is what comes up, YMMV:



    I personally have never made that search so it can't be cookies on my machine...

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  • xoggoth
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    Only because people are looking for idiocy, funny memes, outrageous statements and guides on how not to become a kipper
    Rather than look for any logical, fact-based arguments against UKIP policies. Couldn't have summed up the anti-UKIPers better myself. Well done!

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