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...are ******* brilliant
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I get:
Plane crash
Twitter
Wife
Also yesterday I typed Green party and got loonies but can't get that again either. Maybe Google is checking the way we use our keyboards to see how ranty we are feeling today and adjusting accordingly.
PS My PC would not boot this morning, sure it was due to looking at a ghastly video of Prince Charles yesterday.
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It keeps changing for me as well so it probably means the original report is bollocks as well. A friend of mine just sent me a screenshot of auto-complete for Nigel Farage but I won't post it hereOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostThat's odd. I typed UKIP and racist is down at number 8. However, I did it again and it was 2. Then it was 8 again.
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Indeed. If it proves anything it's that a certain proportion of searchers are idiots. Not in Bing by the way. Microsoft types have always been more logical.the googled quantity does not normalise the searcher or the searched topic
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Just been watching "Two Mules for Sister Sarah" Not sure if I preferred the little mule or Shirley MacLaine.
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I would think 'donkey porn' gets a significant number of searches each day, the googled quantity does not normalise the searcher or the searched topic.
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That's odd. I typed UKIP and racist is down at number 8. However, I did it again and it was 2. Then it was 8 again.I believe that google has an auto complete function and this is what comes up, YMMV
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Oi, less of that woolyback. This looks like good fun:Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyour piles will more than explode if I get my bargepole onto you , you squarehead
http://youtu.be/cPaOBkawEaY
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your piles will more than explode if I get my bargepole onto you , you squareheadOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostYou think that's bad, I read the Greens manifesto yesterday and my piles exploded....**** knows what'll happen when I read the rest of them
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You think that's bad, I read the Greens manifesto yesterday and my piles exploded....**** knows what'll happen when I read the rest of themOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postshut up. anyone who quotes the book of Mormon to back up their arguments needs to shut up.
I read that chapter you linked to and now my eyes are bleeding
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shut up. anyone who quotes the book of Mormon to back up their arguments needs to shut up.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI believe that google has an auto complete function and this is what comes up, YMMV:

I personally have never made that search so it can't be cookies on my machine...
I read that chapter you linked to and now my eyes are bleeding
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I believe that google has an auto complete function and this is what comes up, YMMV:Originally posted by xoggoth View PostRather than look for any logical, fact-based arguments against UKIP policies. Couldn't have summed up the anti-UKIPers better myself. Well done!

I personally have never made that search so it can't be cookies on my machine...
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Rather than look for any logical, fact-based arguments against UKIP policies. Couldn't have summed up the anti-UKIPers better myself. Well done!Only because people are looking for idiocy, funny memes, outrageous statements and guides on how not to become a kipper
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