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Previously on "The Life and Times of AlfredJPruffock"

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Ho - Alf !!

    Aye - whit ?

    Whits this aboot you meeting the God of Science at the European Space Agency in Holland - eh

    Aye - so I did. But wait till next week like - Ken like ?

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  • VectraMan
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    That's some serious tulip you're posting.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Nothing but Flowers ...

    Where I happened to live in Holland whilst on contract with the European Space Agency (ESTEC) was in the middle of the Bulb Growing area - now I know there are some tulip lovers on this site - so this is just for you (taken by Alf 2010 Noordwijk Holland) .
    I took this with an IPhone4 -I didn't use Photoshop - it just turned out to be quite a pretty picture - well I hope you like it.




    PS After this though I shall tell you the most remarkable story - when Alf met the God of Science ...

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  • NotAllThere
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    worthless unsigned Tearstained Timesheet
    Genius.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Grey brick upon brick,
    Declamatory bronze
    On somber pedestals -
    O'Connell, Grattan, Moore -
    And the brewery tugs and the swans
    On the balustraded stream
    And the bare bones of a fanlight
    Over a hungry door
    And the air soft on the cheek
    And porter running from the taps
    With a head of yellow cream
    And Nelson on his pillar
    Watching his world collapse.
    Oooh - I do like a nice poem EO ...

    Hey Alf -
    Aye - whit ?
    Are you looking at ma burd ???


    Translation I say Alf - are you perchance looking at my girlfriend ?
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 25 March 2015, 12:22.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Grey brick upon brick,
    Declamatory bronze
    On somber pedestals -
    O'Connell, Grattan, Moore -
    And the brewery tugs and the swans
    On the balustraded stream
    And the bare bones of a fanlight
    Over a hungry door
    And the air soft on the cheek
    And porter running from the taps
    With a head of yellow cream
    And Nelson on his pillar
    Watching his world collapse.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
    started a topic The Life and Times of AlfredJPruffock

    The Life and Times of AlfredJPruffock

    Scene One Welcome back my Friends to the Show that Never Ends

    Let us go then, you and I
    When the evening is spread out against the sky
    Like a patient etherized upon a table;

    Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,

    The muttering retreats with forgotten contractors
    Tearing their worthless unsigned Tearstained Timesheets
    Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels


    So I know its been a wee while - now then - where was I - oh yes !

    I think back in the winter snow of 2012 - yes that's about right - I was out of luck and out of contract alone in a perishing cold hovel by the sea in Noordwijk Netherlands - just completed a three year contract with the European Space Agency (ESTEC) via Contracting Company X - it was the best of times and the worst of times ..

    Now - where to begin ?

    The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. “Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?” he asked.



    “Begin at the beginning,” the King said very gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

    And you know what - I think best to do what the King said .... hold on a wee minute - hmm new teeth - that's weird !!!
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 25 March 2015, 12:39.

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