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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Just send her a d!ck pic.....
    Nah send her a photo of a cockerel with the text do you like my cock

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Whatever you do, don't ask Mary Poppins or mudskipper for help.

    Us lads here are perfectly capable of helping you.

    HTH

    I can get into the deep sh!t by myself thanks! (as I think I've amply demonstrated).

    MP and MS were very very helpful in getting me out of it, for which I'm very grateful

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Update in 4 weeks
    Whatever you do, don't ask Mary Poppins or mudskipper for help.

    Us lads here are perfectly capable of helping you.

    HTH

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    ...you get into her knickers.

    We had high hopes on you. You disappointed us lot.
    Update in 4 weeks

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    No updates since last time.

    Surely you're not suggesting that I continue to "Like" what she posts on FB plus add witty and charming comments? Surely I should be letting things cool down?

    Not unless ....
    Just send her a d!ck pic.....

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post

    Not unless ....
    ...you get into her knickers.

    We had high hopes on you. You disappointed us lot.

    HTH

    PS - Back to reading Dailymail.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    BTW, any updates on your "story of life" mate?

    Do poke the lass through facebook once in a while .... Just like ... You know what I mean.
    No updates since last time.

    Surely you're not suggesting that I continue to "Like" what she posts on FB plus add witty and charming comments? Surely I should be letting things cool down?

    Not unless ....

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    My local Massage parlour has a facebook page. I wonder who in their right state of mind likes it !

    Having said that, it has loads of followers
    Yeah - local pub had a facebook page...

    then some people decided to post nasty things on it so they had to take it down...

    I think anyone who uses twitter or facebook for business purposes is on a hiding to nothing...

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Businesses can game the system by buying likes, but Facebook are supposed to be down with that kind of thing, don't know if they really are but they claim to be
    My local Massage parlour has a facebook page. I wonder who in their right state of mind likes it !

    Having said that, it has loads of followers

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I got a Facebook account a few years back -- mainly to look at some photos my brother had taken.

    at last case 50% accounts were just 'fake' created by people to give 'likes' for business pages

    half of the rest have been set up for someone's dog, cat, goldfish

    pretty much everything else is skank's doing duck face photo's

    I just think it is a thing that has had it's day.......
    Businesses can game the system by buying likes, but Facebook are supposed to be down with that kind of thing, don't know if they really are but they claim to be

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Interacting with people IS quite tiresome
    Yeah maybe I am just a miserable billy no mates!

    Prefer it that way

    bah..

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Sounds great ...

    but isn't life to short for this shiiiiiiite?
    Interacting with people IS quite tiresome

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    The nice thing about FB is you can choose not to be friends with annoying people. Or you can add them to your "acquaintances" list so you won't see all their guff. Or you can select not to see anything shared from specific pages - so if your friend is fine but keeps sharing pictures of mangled puppies from RSPCA you can block that.

    It really all comes down to the quality of friends you have
    Sounds great ...

    but isn't life to short for this shiiiiiiite?

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  • d000hg
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    The nice thing about FB is you can choose not to be friends with annoying people. Or you can add them to your "acquaintances" list so you won't see all their guff. Or you can select not to see anything shared from specific pages - so if your friend is fine but keeps sharing pictures of mangled puppies from RSPCA you can block that.

    It really all comes down to the quality of friends you have

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  • original PM
    replied
    I got a Facebook account a few years back -- mainly to look at some photos my brother had taken.

    at last case 50% accounts were just 'fake' created by people to give 'likes' for business pages

    half of the rest have been set up for someone's dog, cat, goldfish

    pretty much everything else is skank's doing duck face photo's

    I just think it is a thing that has had it's day.......

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