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Ardesco replied

20 September 2006, 14:33
Shouldn't that be 'Intersteller Stingray' then?
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zathras replied

20 September 2006, 14:20
It's an intersteller Jellyfish returning from Earth having been hired by crocodiles to do in a certain Crocodile Hunter!
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chock replied

20 September 2006, 13:44
Originally posted by Andyw

Spin on this !

Do you realise that it is such aspersion that concludes you are a mere child?

Are you a child or someone akin to Tim Westwood?
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Andyw replied

20 September 2006, 13:05
Originally posted by sasguru

he he. You really a cretin, aren't you?

Are a cretin

HTH
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Mordac replied

20 September 2006, 13:01
Edit - how the feck did I manage to post that twice. Perhaps the internet Gods think Andy needs telling twice.

Last edited by Mordac; 20 September 2006, 13:08.
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sasguru replied

20 September 2006, 13:00
Originally posted by Andyw

Spin on this !

he he. You really a cretin, aren't you?
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Andyw replied

20 September 2006, 12:38
Originally posted by AtW

This is too complicated for him Mordy.

Here is the easier version: andyW - Next time you are about to post something, don't!

Spin on this !
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AtW replied

20 September 2006, 12:35
This is too complicated for him Mordy.

Here is the easier version: andyW - Next time you are about to post something, don't!
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Mordac replied

20 September 2006, 12:34
Originally posted by Andyw

The shotgun which he dropped !!

Andrew, here's an idea. Next time you are about to post something, ask yourself the following questions. Is this post either funny or intelligent, depending the context? Does it add something to the debate? Am I going to appear smart, or interesting? Are people going to respect me, without necessarily agreeing with me? Can we get some really good banter going here?
I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
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Andyw replied

20 September 2006, 12:03
The shotgun which he dropped !!
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hyperD replied

20 September 2006, 11:46
It's probably that American with the sofa, 50 helium ballons and a shotgun.
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ChimpMaster replied

20 September 2006, 11:35
No it's my pen1s which is visible from great distances.
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Ardesco replied

20 September 2006, 11:08
It's prolly the ISS from a distance..
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Mordac replied

20 September 2006, 11:07
It's Threadeds ego, surely. Or is that orbiting a different planet?
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ChimpMaster replied

20 September 2006, 11:03
Oh sh1t, THAT'S where I put the remote control!
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