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Cheated wife chews off man's manhood | Metro News
obviously someone misunderstood where the steak came from.A wronged wife has taken revenge on her cheating husband by biting off his private parts.
Katya Kharitovonova has been jailed for two years for the attack on husband Mikhail after waking up to find him and her best friend half-naked.
Cheated wife chews off man’s manhood
Tooth and justice
She also lashed out at Lisa Dmitriyeva, smashing her over the head with a floor lamp.
Liza, 33, had earlier been invited to a meal at the couple’s home in Russia, before they all sat down to watch The War Of The Worlds.
Katya, 36, fell asleep, allowing 40-year-old Mikhail and Liza to fall into each other’s arms.
Mikhail told a court near Moscow: “Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further.”
Liza revealed: “I kissed Mikhail’s lips. He didn’t resist, and then I kissed him more.”
When Katya awoke to discover oral sex going on, she furiously hit her love rival than bit her husband – though did then call an ambulance to take him to hospital.
Mikhail said: “I saw the blood spurting out of Liza’s mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don’t remember what happened next, I was unconscious.”
Doctors were eventually able to stitch him back together.Tags: None
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